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Dear SNCF,
Thank you very much for this lovely delay we had this evening with the train. It had been a while… a whole day almost as the last delay I had to deal with was this morning (after I first had to deal with the fact that my normal train was cancelled). I love you too. Lots. Not. One day you guys will have to explain to me just how does one do to have extremely regular 25 minute delays on a 33 minute route. Je vais bien. Tout va bien. As Dany Boon would say. I’ll just go eat some chocolate now, that’s supposed to help with things. |
I need a holiday. Or go invade some random part of the world as Napoleon did when he brought back the obelisk at Concorde. Or wait… maybe that was gifted to him. Or maybe it has nothing to do with Napoleon. I’m getting old and forgetful. |
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As long as that part isn’t Germany, I’m game.
Heh… I probably would just “invade” Germany by going somewhere yummy to eat and then I’d just go for a very long siesta. Hum. In the end my plans for world domination will be stopped by food, I can predict it!
But that’s a delicious reason to stop.